Leaked Code From Taylor's IT Department

This was found somewhere in the new student/faculty registration code, in a file called process_application.java:

...
individual.application.accept();

if (individual.type.equals("student")) {
  individual.trust_level -= 1000;
  individual.rights.clear();
  bigbrother.add_to_watchlist(individual);
}

taylor.welcome(individual);
taylor.courses["new_student_orientation"].enroll(individual);
...

You can see where this is going...