If my life were a command line...

home-box:~$ export PATH="$PATH:."
home-box:~$ vacuum_car.sh
Vroom-vroom...done!
home-box:~$ collect_belongings.sh
 * cat5                        [ OK ]
 * computer                    [ OK ]
 * clothes                     [ OK ]
 * food                        [ OK ]
 * broomball broom             [ OK ]
 * guitar                      [ OK ]
 * telescope                   [ OK ]
 * sanity                      [FAIL]
 * misc                        [ OK ]
home-box:~$ pack_car
home-box:~$ ingest_caffeine
HYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPER^C
home-box:~$ start_ignition
start_ignition: Insufficient privileges. You need to be root to run
 this program!
home-box:~$ sudo start_ignition
[sudo] password for jdenardo:
home-box:~$ cd Taylor
home-box:~/Taylor$ jump_for_joy.sh
home-box:~/Taylor$ sudo init 6
home-box:~/Taylor$