Friday, January 16, 2009

Leaked Code From Taylor's IT Department

This was found somewhere in the new student/faculty registration code, in a file called process_application.java:


...
individual.application.accept();

if (individual.type.equals("student")) {
individual.trust_level -= 1000;
individual.rights.clear();
bigbrother.add_to_watchlist(individual);
}

taylor.welcome(individual);
taylor.courses["new_student_orientation"].enroll(individual);
...

You can see where this is going...

1 comment:

Robert said...

man, I didn't know being a student would make you 1000 less units trustworthy.

what a warm welcome lol :)