Christmas!

Thanksgiving has passed, and it's snowing outside! This can only mean one thing!

The Most Pagan of Holidays

1. Excessive gorging on food.
   
2. Blatant American consumerism.
   
3. A distinct lack of thanks.

Pessimist? No, I don't think so. I prefer the term "realist".

Jessica Is Amazing!

It's true.

Go Blue!

The big game is tomorrow. Mandy and I have prepared by wearing our UofM apparel for the past week and only eating food that might possibly be considered somewhat close to blue and maize while avoiding any scarlet or gray colored foods (including plates, etc). Completely averse to anything I ever learned in statistics, I believe that we are overdue for our win. I have hope, and nothing anyone says to me can take it away.

alarm.pl

This should wake me up in the morning!

#!/usr/bin/perl

select(undef,undef,undef,1) while (`date +%H:%M` ne $ARGV[0]."\n");
`ogg123 "\`find /mnt/winshare/itunes/Skillet | grep "\\.ogg\$" | sort -R | head -1\`"` while(1);

Supplements

Every day, I now get the following:

Vitamin A	70%
Vitamin C	933%
Vitamin D	100%
Vitamin E	100%
Vitamin K	13%
Thiamin	100%
Riboflavin	100%
Niacin	100%
Vitamin B6	100%
Folic Acid	100%
Vitamin B12	100%
Biotin	15%
Pantothenic Acid	100%
Calcium	11%
Iron	100%
Phosphorus	5%
Iodine	100%
Magnesium	10%
Zinc	100%
Copper	100%
Manganese	50%
Chromium	17%
Molybdenum	27%

...in addition to all the nutrients in my DC food (i.e., none).

I feel so awesome! I like experimenting with my body...